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With apologies to the great Rat Packer:

Oh, the weather outside is freezin’
And the buses and trains, they are seizin’.
So for safety it must be supposed -
We are closed. We are closed. We are closed.

The forecast was icy and blowy,
But this morning it wasn’t that snowy.
The weather was misdiagnosed -
We are closed. We are closed.

When we finally end this farce
Things will be hard to repair.
‘Cause as teachers look out at each class,
Due to ‘flu, kids won’t be there.

Oh, before you’ve done with complainin’,
The pupils are getting life-trainin’:
For sickies, they’re now predisposed!
We are closed. We are closed. We are closed.

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